Do you ever just stop and think:
"I really miss Steve Irwin" ?
PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING
Oh yeah! I went to Disney and met my favourite and had fun
OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.
do you want to build a motherfucking snowman
it took me a while to figure out what was wrong
How to make Easter easier in just one step:
Replace the t with an i
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
booty pop your way to the top
Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.
- Scribble on people in magazines
- Smile into a mirror
- Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
- Call a crisis help line.
- Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
- Go to Blahtherapy.com
- Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
- Clap hard
- Snap a rubber band
- Draw on yourself in marker
- Blast music
- Pop bubble wrap
- Take a bath
- Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
- Braid something
…But there’s more!
Here are some links:
Need a distraction?
Disney and Marvel Movies
Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is.
Momma is so, so proud.